jokes!!!!!!!!

Q: what makes a short man to think about candle light dinner?
A: Well, because of Power fail..

A reporter interviewed a 100 year old lady..
Reporter: What do you think is the best thing about being 100?
Old women replied: No peer pleasure.....

 Three boys were going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop.
One boy shouted stay away, we already three on one bike, where you will sit???!!!